Funny Pet Christmas Cards | 2026 Holiday Collection

Sometimes laughter is the best medicine and these cheeky holiday cards are sure to bring a smile to your face! Whether your kids or pets have been a little naughty this year, or you simply aren’t in the Christmas spirit, you can still send holiday greetings with a funny Christmas card. Play up the “naughty or nice” angle, poke fun at your little one’s scowl, or pet-shame your naughty dog or mischievous cat. All these cards feature funny sayings that are sure to bring a smile to your friends and families!

This funny Christmas card for dog owners features a photo of your dog along with the humorous saying “Is it too late to be a Good Boy?

This cute Christmas birth announcement doubles as a Christmas card with the funny saying “Is there room on the Nice List for one more?” The perfect way for a big sister or big brother to introduce their new sibling!

Not sure if your kids will make the nice list this year? Then check out Mostly Nice – it’s a funny Christmas card featuring the humorous phrase “Mostly nice with a slight chance of naughty” along with four photos of your children. Available exclusively at Zazzle.

If your dogs have the naughty habit of chewing up your things, Making a List is perfect for you! Pet shame your dogs with this funny Christmas card featuring a full bleed pet photo and the phrase “He’s making a list and we’ve eaten it twice”. Available at Zazzle.

Niceish is the perfect Christmas card for your mischievous little one (pet or child!) Available exclusively at Zazzle.

Nicer is perfect for families with two children that might be on the naughty list! With cute sayings for brother and sister to blame each other for naughty behavior and claim that they’re the nice one in the family. Available at Zazzle.

This funny dog Christmas card is perfect for the family that is over the year and has run out of cares for the holiday. Featuring the funny phrase “fresh out of falalas” it’s a hilarious way to wish happy holidays after a long tough year. Available at Zazzle.

Nice-ish is a funny kids Christmas card features a full bleed landscape photo of your kids with the humorous phrase “We’ve been nice-ish”. Perfect for kids that might not make the nice list but aren’t naughty either.

And cat owners know that no Christmas tree is safe from a cat that could care less about your decorations. p.s. those are my cats in the sample card below! A Single FaLaLa is the perfect cheeky and funny Christmas card for pet owners of naughty cats. Available exclusively at Zazzle.

If you’re a fan of the trendy “most likely to…” matching family Christmas t-shirts, this holiday card is for you! With space to describe each family member’s likely Christmas behavior, this funny holiday card is sure to get a laugh from family and friends. Available exclusively at Minted.

Are you over it this Christmas season? Then Fresh Out might be the card for you! Featuring the funny phrase “fresh out of Falalas” this card is perfect for sharing a photo of your pet (or your kids!). Available exclusively at Minted.

Looking for more funny Christmas cards for your kids or pets? Make sure to stop by my storefront on Minted and Zazzle to see the full collection of holiday cards for your not so nice kids or naughty pets.
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